http://dennycrane.the01.net/ Quotes by Denny Crane from the show boston legal. Played by William Shatner. en-us Nucleus CMS v3.24 © Weblog http://backend.userland.com/rss http://dennycrane.the01.net//nucleus/nucleus2.gif http://dennycrane.the01.net/ http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=43 First Aired: 05.09.2006
Plot Summary:
The ambitious but back-stabbing Marlene Stanger (Parker Posey), also known as "The Squid" - the only animal believed to be able to kill a shark - joins the firm, and Denise Bauer wonders if there's enough room for the both of them. Meanwhile, when Denny Crane is pitted in court against his son, attorney Donny Crane (Freddie Prinze, Jr.), their politically different viewpoints come to the surface as they seek justice in a case about a woman who lost her baby at an inadequately supplied clinic in Nepal. And, after Paul Lewiston's daughter, Rachel, returns from rehab, Brad Chase hopes they can pursue a relationship.Denny's Quotes:

I, Denny Crane am going to court to represent the United States of America.

The greatest lawyer in the world representing the greatest country in the world a match made in heaven.

It’s cause you are red, not the new red, which is the opposite of blue, but the old red.

Gags are dangerous, locally or globally.

Liberal bingo.

Objection, the witness isn’t speaking English!

There is no matter for protocall, they are escorts.

There is a difference in being and ass and being effective. When you win the call you affective, when you lose; which I never do, they call you an ass.

You like hot fudge Sundays? Ah… who knows what you like, you are a weirdo.

I can’t wait till next week.
]]> Season 2 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=43 Tue, 9 May 2006 19:00:00 -0500 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=42 First Aired: 05.02.2006
Plot Summary:
Edwin Poole (Larry Miller), a partner in the law firm of Crane, Poole & Schmidt, returns to work after a stint at a mental institution. But Shirley Schmidt wonders if he should have been released when he decides to help an obese computer technician sue a junk food manufacturer for causing his diabetes. Denny Crane represents Alan Shore, after Shore is arrested for advising a client accused of attempted murder to flee the county. Meanwhile, after their unexpected rendezvous, Brad Chase wants to explore the possibility of a relationship with Denise Bauer.Denny's Quotes:

Alan: There was a day when all you had to do was say your name.
That is still all I do.

Big star, blow solar flares out of my ass.

Let him go. Denny Crane. I’ll do it.

Your thinking, I used to do that.

But what you keep forgetting is at the end of the day; you always have me.

Scotch.
Alan: Indeed

Still undefeated, never lost, never will.

And to me; King of the world.
]]> Season 2 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=42 Tue, 2 May 2006 18:18:00 -0500 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=41 First Aired: 4.25.2006
Plot Summary:
During Denny Crane's therapy session with Dr. Sydney Fields (Peter MacNicol), a verbal showdown between the two results in Denny's shooting the doctor. While Alan Shore defends Denny in court, the law partners discuss whether the time has come to oust Crane from the firm. Meanwhile, Alan runs into Chelina Hall (Kerry Washington) and their old chemistry returns when he enlists her help in a racially charged case. And Brad Chase learns that he can't keep a girl because he's a lousy kisser, so he asks Denise Bauer to give him lessons.Denny's Quotes:

Here I am in my 70’s and I still feel that everything I wanted to express in life is still bottled up in me, like a kidney stone.

And then I think to myself, suicide is so unoriginal. But now if I were to shoot my doctor…

I’m not going to shoot you, don’t be ridiculous.

I thought he was a quail. It was total self-defense.

I laughed when the vice president mistook his friend for a bird.

Canada, Japan, any number of those Pinko countries, I’d be in jail right now.

The solution isn’t less guns; it is more.

Do you think it is a sign of Alzheimer’s if you can’t remember how many people you’ve shot?
]]> Season 2 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=41 Tue, 25 Apr 2006 18:15:00 -0500 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=40 First Aired: 4.18.2006
Director: Bob Yannetti
Plot Summary:
Shirley Schmidt begins an affair with her ex-husband, Ivan Tiggs (Tom Selleck), believing that he has left his new wife, Missy (Meredith Patterson). Then Missy -- who is still with Ivan -- suspects her husband is cheating on her and asks for Schmidt's help. Meanwhile, Alan Shore agrees to be co-counsel on an attempted murder case with Jerry Espenson (Christian Clemenson), who has been in therapy since holding a cake knife to Schmidt's throat.Denny's Quotes:

Just one question who was on top?

Nothing worse than having your pride crushed and your heart stung in one day.

Forget it if anyone knows about being a fool, it’s Denny Crane. My advice, get some mortar and brick and wall it up.

I lost a client once.

Especially if it is an island where the natives are running around with their boobies hanging out.

Alan you know, one thing you sometimes forget, no matter how hard your day, how complex your ethical decisions, you always get to choose what you have for lunch.

]]> Season 2 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=40 Tue, 18 Apr 2006 16:15:00 -0500 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=39 First Aired: 3.28.2006
Director:
Plot Summary:
It's a rough day in court for Alan Shore when he experiences an inexplicable case of "word salad" - a horrifying condition that causes him to speak unintelligible gibberish. To ease Shore's anxiety, Denny Crane recommends that they enjoy a day at the spa. Meanwhile, Denise Bauer defends a polygamist whose wives believe their husband has done nothing wrong and are willing to fight for their beliefs. And Brad Chase defends his college buddy's video game company, which is being sued by the mother of a boy who died after playing one of their games for two days straighDenny's Quotes:

Blue I like blue, something to wash it down with?

You don’t need pills you need to stop helping people.

Well Alan, The human mind is like a bucket, it can only hold so much. You see all that suffering going on around you, and you get involved, it fills up your bucket and it is overflowing.

I know just the thing. I am going to take you to my spa, I am going to empty your bucket.

Alan: I never took you for a spa type of person.
Oh man I love it, being caressed and touched.
Alan: Milked?

Ashtray soda-pop dingo? Gotcha, now relax.

Hey, you just touched me and not in a nice way.

Denny Crane has never needed anyone. I will never be anybody’s charity project, if that has something to do with our friendship I no longer want it.

Service elevator, I’ve got the keys.

]]> Season 2 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=39 Tue, 28 Mar 2006 18:43:00 -0600 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=38 First Aired: 03.10.2006
Director:
Plot Summary:
While Shirley Schmidt and former husband Ivan Tiggs (Tom Selleck) work together on a divorce case involving a couple arguing over their Victorian erotica collection, the recently remarried Ivan tries once again to woo Shirley back into his life. Meanwhile, now that Paul Lewiston is single-handedly taking care of his three-year-old granddaughter, his presence at the firm is sporadic and his absence is sorely felt. And, after Catherine Piper (Betty White) helps her 83-year-old friend, Adele (Norma Michaels), escape from the hospital where her court assigned conservator had placed her, Alan Shore steps in to help Adele regain control of her life.Denny's Quotes:

Granddaughter? Oh, right, right, right, the druggie.

Ooh Sam and I go way back, I’ll cover Sam. Well folks there you are see problem solved. Denny Crane, hands on management.

Denny Crane master of the house. I heard about your druggie daughter, I’ve got things under control, why don't you take some time.

Shirley you are my girl, I rarely look at people’s faces but your pallor is telling me something.... Man trouble?

Ha-ha, morals invented by the power elite to keep the hoyploy from enjoying themselves. If he is going to have an affair with someone, why not enjoy yourself?

I climb the stairs every morning elevators are for democrats. Lock the door, my nipples are hard.

Well let me tell you Shirley, what makes this place run MONEY and I bring it in.

Just a kind “thank you oh benevolent leader” will suffice. Are you trying to play hardball with me Paul? Don’t tell me this whole thing is just a matter of respect.

I can never understand why people don’t use violence more often to solve problems, it works every time.




]]> Season 2 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=38 Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:49:00 -0600 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=37 First aired: 03.14.2006
Director: Adam Arkin
Plot Summary:
Alan once again goes to bat for Melissa, this time with much less confidence, who is in serious trouble with the IRS.
Paul and Brad enact a plan to help Rachel get into rehab, and Denise re-enters the world of dating with disastrous results.Denny's Quotes:

]]> Season 2 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=37 Tue, 14 Mar 2006 15:43:00 -0600 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=36 First aired: 03.07.2006
Director: Jeff Bleckner
Plot Summary:
Shirley covertly asks Alan for help when nude photographs of her surface for auction.
Paul sends Brad in undercover when he suspects his daughter is once again using drugs, and Denny is inspired by a case involving self-defense electrocution.Denny's Quotes:]]> Season 2 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=36 Tue, 7 Mar 2006 15:41:00 -0600 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=35 First aired: 02.28.2006
Director: Mike Listo
Plot Summary:
Within three hours of getting married, Denny Crane is caught with another woman and Bev Bridge (Joanna Cassidy) demands an annulment plus 50% of her brand new husband's worth. While the attorneys from Crane, Poole & Schmidt frantically rally around their colleague to rescue him, Bev hires the slick, handsome divorce lawyer Eli Granger (Corbin Bernsen) to represent her. Meanwhile, Alan Shore defends Joan Zeder (Nicole Sullivan), who was fired from her job after being unable to adhere to the company's strict no-smoking policy.Denny's Quotes:

Paul: You had sex with another woman and your wife in the three hours you were married?
It was my special day. I had taken my little blue pill.
Shirley: There is no cure for cancer, but, we’ve got three pills for that.

Alan, you’re my best friend. If you want, you can dream about her, too.

]]> Season 2 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=35 Tue, 28 Feb 2006 15:38:00 -0600 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=34 First Aired: 02.21.2006
Director: Bill D'Elia
Plot Summary:
While trying to woo her back, Shirley Schmidt's ex-husband, Ivan Tiggs (Tom Selleck), wants her to be his 'best man' at his upcoming wedding with an annoyingly perky woman. Meanwhile, Paul Lewiston's estranged daughter, Rachel, who he claims blindly stole from him to feed her drug and alcohol habits, comes back into his life after seven years. And Alan Shore defends a man who said he was only complying with his wife's wishes when he assisted in ending her life.Denny's Quotes:]]> Season 2 http://dennycrane.the01.net/index.php?itemid=34 Tue, 21 Feb 2006 15:37:00 -0600