Episode 38
First Aired: 3.28.2006
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Plot Summary:
It's a rough day in court for Alan Shore when he experiences an inexplicable case of "word salad" - a horrifying condition that causes him to speak unintelligible gibberish. To ease Shore's anxiety, Denny Crane recommends that they enjoy a day at the spa. Meanwhile, Denise Bauer defends a polygamist whose wives believe their husband has done nothing wrong and are willing to fight for their beliefs. And Brad Chase defends his college buddy's video game company, which is being sued by the mother of a boy who died after playing one of their games for two days straigh
Denny's Quotes:
Blue I like blue, something to wash it down with?
You don’t need pills you need to stop helping people.
Well Alan, The human mind is like a bucket, it can only hold so much. You see all that suffering going on around you, and you get involved, it fills up your bucket and it is overflowing.
I know just the thing. I am going to take you to my spa, I am going to empty your bucket.
Alan: I never took you for a spa type of person.
Oh man I love it, being caressed and touched.
Alan: Milked?
Ashtray soda-pop dingo? Gotcha, now relax.
Hey, you just touched me and not in a nice way.
Denny Crane has never needed anyone. I will never be anybody’s charity project, if that has something to do with our friendship I no longer want it.
Service elevator, I’ve got the keys.