My Name is on the Door

Episode 37
First Aired: 03.10.2006
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Plot Summary:
While Shirley Schmidt and former husband Ivan Tiggs (Tom Selleck) work together on a divorce case involving a couple arguing over their Victorian erotica collection, the recently remarried Ivan tries once again to woo Shirley back into his life. Meanwhile, now that Paul Lewiston is single-handedly taking care of his three-year-old granddaughter, his presence at the firm is sporadic and his absence is sorely felt. And, after Catherine Piper (Betty White) helps her 83-year-old friend, Adele (Norma Michaels), escape from the hospital where her court assigned conservator had placed her, Alan Shore steps in to help Adele regain control of her life.

Denny's Quotes:

Granddaughter? Oh, right, right, right, the druggie.

Ooh Sam and I go way back, I’ll cover Sam. Well folks there you are see problem solved. Denny Crane, hands on management.

Denny Crane master of the house. I heard about your druggie daughter, I’ve got things under control, why don't you take some time.

Shirley you are my girl, I rarely look at people’s faces but your pallor is telling me something.... Man trouble?

Ha-ha, morals invented by the power elite to keep the hoyploy from enjoying themselves. If he is going to have an affair with someone, why not enjoy yourself?

I climb the stairs every morning elevators are for democrats. Lock the door, my nipples are hard.

Well let me tell you Shirley, what makes this place run MONEY and I bring it in.

Just a kind “thank you oh benevolent leader” will suffice. Are you trying to play hardball with me Paul? Don’t tell me this whole thing is just a matter of respect.

I can never understand why people don’t use violence more often to solve problems, it works every time.